Because I Have Time To Kill Before A Conference Call

"Now you will tell us of your troop movements, wretched pond dweller..."

UPDATE:
"I want the location of the Rebel Alliance!"
"Do you expect me to quack?" "No, Mr. Duck, I expect you to die!"

FROM MIGHTY QUINN: "Lord Vader, we've tried everything, but all he says is 'AFLAC!'"

[As seen on Drudge]