Saturday, December 03, 2005

Chaotic Evil Squirrels!

Why is it always up to me to follow up one of Major John's stunning insightful and inspiring essays with my idiotic claptrap? We all have our crosses to bear...

This may be humorous only to the other Donuts, and perhaps not even then, but...


Blogger pst314 said...

Well it WAS from Pravda....

Still, somebody had better warn Jonah Goldberg's dog Cosmo.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Major John said...

Hmmm. I wonder if we could bargain for a few to release in the mountains on the Afghan/Pakistani border?

8:08 PM  
Blogger Muslihoon said...

Excellent idea, Major John! Our new nature-based secret weapon. It should, at least, make the environmentalists happy.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is where we need the french to step up to the plate and genetically modify the squirrels with the sheep from monty python. Covertly inserted carnivorus killer aerial squirrel-sheep.

Major Minor

8:51 PM  
Blogger Pixie said...

...with very, very sharp teeth!...


10:34 AM  
Blogger sonicfrog said...

This Squirrel could have saved that poor innocent dog, had he not been distracted by Lois Lane's coconuts!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Inner Prop said...

Major Minor,

If Scotland Yard controled them they would be covertly inserted carnivorus killer aerial squirrel-sheep of the Yard (only more violent).

What truely disturbs me is this line from the BBC report: "They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh." I mean, what were the humans doing carring pieces of flesh? Who's flesh? What did they mean to do with the flesh? Were they trying to lure the squirels away with the flesh? Was it lure-flesh? Was it lurid flesh, like a Shania Twain video?

If they inserted them into Salerno the 1SG wouldn't have any dogs left to shoot!

11:52 PM  

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