Authorized to Go Medieval on Your...

I have already mentioned that if the non-Major John and Inner Prop contributors to this blog don't make some effort to keep up while we are gone, I'll hit 'em with a wet sandbag when I get back. That threat carries very little weight behind it. So I am going to make a more dire one. Keep the place up, or this guy will beat you down with an 8 foot pole-arm. So there. Yeah, and you know who he is Donuteers.