Lincoln Wept

While driving home, I was listening to the radio. When the show I had on went to commercial, I thought they were playing a parody skit instead - it was supposedly an appeal to overburdened, overtaxed businesses to leave Illinois to go to New Jersey!?!

By the end, it was apparent it was no skit, although it was darkly humorous.

When I got home and opened the newspaper, I saw it was no joke.

Lincoln wept.