Ma Deuce don't love me

Maybe she (the M2, .50 cal machine gun or "Ma Deuce" as she is known) knows that I have eyes for the M240B. And I have been seen in the company of foreigners.

Helmet defilade! Helmet defilade! Can't see me, can't hit me. Of course, since I am not such a good shot with this weapon, I may not hit them...darn.

See how happy I look after shooting that last series of targets?!? Bleah.