A Message to the People of Arizona and Zaphod Beeblebrox
For Zaphod, I know you're out there in Arizona. Only the close proximity of the Heart of Gold's Infinite Improbability Drive could have accounted for the results of the game last night (especially the last non-field goal).
So Zaphod, if you see Arthur Dent tell him, from me, that he's a complete knee-biter.
BTW – Cardinals' Head Coach Denis Green had this to say: