One about a roach, and one of anger.
This can only show you that there is no sure way to get a large number of visits (besides "Instalanches" and this sage advice).

Please read Miserable Donuts...if for no other reason than a cute little kid is asking.
Still, the roach kicked butt.
ReplyDeleteSimon - believe it or not, either you, or someone refered by your site was #50,001...so close.
ReplyDeleteHow do you get to 50,000? You put off all kinds of other things and write your little fingers to the bone. You have to write despite a nagging feeling that you should be editing and . . .
ReplyDeleteWhat's that?
50,00 visits to the blog, not 50,000 words in your novel?
Did I mention I wrote a novel in November?
Oh,
congrats miserable donuts (he says begrudgingly with his chin on his chest, his hands wringing behind his back and digging his toe in the ground.